MEN!! boo to the species!

SO I am at the point of no longer caring that people know that I am crazy when discussing the topic of boys. I also have no problem letting people know that I always fall in love with the WRONG guy!! I don't even care that the wrong guys that I have loved in the pass might read this....It needs to be said...I DEB GREEN, HAVE THE WORSE TASTE IN MEN!! And as long as I am being honest I no longer have high expectations anymore...Let me try and explain why I am ranting and raving...Hypothetically there is this boy and I thought he was perfect...and lets face it...he is not prince charming but as long as we are facing facts I am no Gwenivere. So anyways...my point to my not so happily ever not after is this...I am under the impression that this boy knows what pushes my crazy button. How am I expected to get over him and move on if he calls and leaves no message...I know anyone reading this is thinking "CRAZY GIRL ALERT...ISLE 5"...Although I might admit to some level of crazy I just think it is not nice to raise my hopes that boy wonder has changed his mind about loving me...So I am posing the question to all my friends...which by the way ya'll are all married so this should be a no brainer for you....but on my quest to find a new and improved DEB GREEN, I am willing to to do anything you peeps suggest to improve my taste in men...I am serious I will DO ANYTHING!! There has to be an easier way to deal with being single and I am now asking the masses for help!!